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... rang out from The Hog's Head. Moments later, Dumbledore emerged, his face twisted as if he'd just downed a pint of stale Butterbeer.

"Kyle, is this really necessary?" he asked, his tone deliberate and strained. "In truth, Voldemort requires time to recuperate, and we don't need to rush solving the Ministry of Magic problem."

"I trust that, in the meantime, you'll be able to devise a more suitable plan."

"Thank you for the compliment, Professor," Kyle replied calmly. "Yes ...

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