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... ned before grimacing.

"Mom, can you stop making such jokes all the time? They’re not funny at all, way too childish."

Shen Meng was rendered speechless hearing this. She didn’t know where the kid had picked up the term "childish." Whether he understood its meaning or not, he was constantly using it, which almost got him smacked just a moment ago.

"Let the feast begin! Relatives and friends, ladies and gentlemen, let’s start the meal! Hurry up and take your seats, hurry up ...

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