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... ed to look at it this way, right?

"You... what's your situation?"

Lao Ban finally came back to his senses, and he couldn't help but ask a question when he looked at Chen Luo's face with purple and green patches.

"Did you get beaten?"

Before Chen Luo could answer, Lao Ban asked again.

"no."

Chen Luo shook his head, feeling even more helpless in his heart.

I look like the kind of guy who gets beat up?

Are you born with a slappy face?

...

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