Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig

It had been two years since their marriage. However, every time he had s*x with her, he always did it from backwards.

She was more than angry. “Sheng Youting! Why do you avoid my face every time when you had me? Is it because that you are afraid to see it’s me rather than my sister that you get laid?!”

“Are you asking me to look at your face when I’m in you? OK, as long as you can bear!”

He was like a beast and all she could do was to accept what he gave…

Yu Lan had loved Sheng Youting for 11 years despite no response from him. Inferiority became part of her when she was with Sheng Youting. However, when she found it was so hard to continue her unrequited love and finally decided to exclude him from her world, her heart ached extremely and it nearly cost her life. It turned out that her love had become a habit and if it was stopped, she won’t be a whole man.

The protagonist is the editor of a women’s literature website.

Because of his straightforwardness, he has offended many authors of Mary Sue novels who want to sign.

“Sorry, your writing is exaggerated, and has not yet reached the signing standard.”

“Sorry, the plot of your work lacks logic and has not yet reached the contracting standard.”

The resentment of the rejected authors of Mary Sue novels gathered to bring the protagonist to the world of Mary Sue’s novels.

This is not the worst. The worst thing is that these authors’ exaggerated and terrible descriptions were faithfully restored by the novel world.

The protagonist rushes to the speed of a hundred meters every morning, looking for a toilet in a huge villa with an area of 100,000 square meters.

The protagonist did not dare to shed tears, and even dared not yawn hard, because the tears in the book were all diamonds, and the eyes would be embarrassed when he cried.

When the protagonist is happy, rose flowers float on top of his head. When he is not happy, cherry blossoms fall on his head. The protagonist resolutely shaved himself, but set the overbearing, and the hair grew out after ten seconds.

The protagonist’s father recharges the bus card of the protagonist every time for 10 million yuan. The protagonist wants his father to buy him a Ferrari. His father kindly refuses because the author did not write it.

The worst thing is that the protagonist has been engaged to Murong, the son of the world’s largest consortium. Murong is from a mixed country of eighteen countries. He is one year older than the protagonist. He claims that when he was a month old, he fell in love with the protagonist who was still a fertilized egg. Every time the protagonist sees him, he wants to beat him out, but he still has to be soft in Murong’s arms to follow the plot.

This is actually a Mary Sue novel with an anti-Mary Sue coat…

- Description from Novelupdates

Humans are clever in tens of thousands of ways, Gu are the true refined essences of Heaven and Earth.

[Warning! Contains sex scenes, lemons and perverted MC. Read at your own risk.]Rain, a typical young master, led a fine life, enjoying power and status.But once confronted by the hero, Rain suffered a crushing defeat. Unable to accept this reality, he continued to confront him, not knowing that he was doomed to defeat from the start.Eventually, when Rain had lost everything he held dear and was in the depths of despair, the fog in his head cleared and he realized.“What the fuck am I doing?”“Why am I not using my brain and d*ck to defeat the hero?”After that, Rain found his own way to crush the hero...----What about the story?{Milfs, A lot of Netori and Stealing, Large harem, Oyakodon, Mature Women, Virgins, Yandere, Twins, Waifu of different races, Beast girls, Dragons, Elves, Succubbs, Demons, Goddesses, and lots of other cultural stuff}Of course, No Ntr, No Yuri.And what about the Main Character?{Highly Possessive, Shameless, Genius, Knows what he Wants and Gets it}