Watch Out! Danger Ahead - Chapter 1560 - Bone Dragon (2)

This is the story of an ignorant scum who pretends to be a scholar and goes to the world of Meiman to slaughter various scholars and bosses.

This is also a story about pretending to be a fool instead of pretending to be an idiot.

When the heaven will entrust a hero with a great responsibility, he must first take his nickname ‘Problem’, let his online name be ‘Jiancao’, and change his character to ‘conscience’.

Except for the protagonist’s surname Mei, everything else is fine.

- Description from novelbuddy

Bro!

You wouldn’t believe this!

Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday.

Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang.

Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?!

I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right?

RIGHT?!

I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be!

From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?!

A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something!

Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle.

Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS!

GAAAAH!

Jeez this is happening too fast!

However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while!

A new path of power!

I can NOT be an undead!

I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead!

Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them!

I’m no longer on the path for Undeath!

Only Lifelessness awaits me!

I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale!

I am... SKULLIUS!

And I’m not an UNDEAD!

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[Sneek Peek]

“What kind of skills are these? What can I do with them? They better not be worthless VOW Bro!”

[Please refrain from calling me- you know what, whatever! Scroll down to access the actual descriptions about the skills].

Um ok.

Click.

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1 ]

Tired of looking dead? Are your eyes hollow? Do you need to smile and show off something other than bones? Call on the power of cosmetic flesh and get a body that's to your liking (not really).

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Lifeless Evolution ]

Tired of the same old undead evolutions? Is being undead not trendy anymore? Is your Lich a sockethole who doesn’t admire your efforts? Well then, try the Lifeless Evolution Package. For strong, unorthodox and peculiar evolutions that will knock your skull off.

-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisboundtoyouandisnon-refundable-

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I’m going to regret this right?

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Q: How to prevent the blackening of female supporting roles?
Passerby: Crush her in terms of IQ, humiliate her in terms of force, and then correct her three views!
Chen Rong: The first choice is to get rid of the female supporting role
The second option is to kill the male protagonist
The third option… Crush the male protagonist, and then Jinwu Zangjiao!
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Chen Rong woke up drunk, the silky feeling on her hands made her stunned for a moment, and in a split second, a pair of soft and boneless hands wrapped around her waist.
“A Rong, you are not allowed to look at others in the future, otherwise, I will be angry.”
The system is roaring: “I told you to stop her from blackening! I didn’t let you sleep with her!!!”
Chen Rong: “???”
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1. The rich and the enemy of the country’s little rich woman × pure and moving Bai Yueguang [Completed]
2. Sword fairy with explosive combat power × contrasting cute high-cold goddess doctor [completed]
3. The traitorous minister who seeks to usurp the throne × the petite little princess [completed]
4. Slaughter the Great Demon King of the Quartet × Invincible Fighting Female Hero [Completed]
5. The cannon fodder who the way of heaven made me die and the cannon fodder that I don’t want to die x The temple wizard who is a veteran of Lolita

No matter who you become, I will protect you wherever you are closest.
●1v1 main attack mutual favor
●The author’s writing is slag
●The first time to write fast wear and lily
●I want to improve my writing!

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“I was born as a princess in the most powerful lineage in the world… but that lineage is now on the verge of collapse.”In a kingdom where strength is everything, royal blood has long ceased to produce true powerhouses. Sects and clans are just waiting for our family to show weakness so they can tear us apart.But this lineage is not dead yet.He is still here.A being feared even by the strongest cultivators.The only reason this kingdom still stands.And me?If I want to survive in a world where only power matters… I must become a monster feared by all.