Chapter 375: Chapter 223: Wishing for Wealth? Ning An Chuckled and Said, "Don’t Worry, Guaranteed Fortune!

"Isn’t this genius? It’s practically Guo Jia reborn!"

"In ancient times, it was two peaches killing three warriors; now, it’s one meal driving away a vicious dog. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"

"Where are the brothers from Three Kingdoms Kill? Quick, let’s move! This kind of talent is exactly who we should recruit for Three Kingdoms Kill!"

"Brothers from Hearthstone, don’t let the Three Kingdoms Kill folks get ahead. Let’s take action too!"

"Are all sorts of characters daring to come out now? Are they not taking us Crushed Iron players seriously?"

"Alright, alright, none of you are behaving, huh? Then just stop playing! Initiate the original form!"

"..."

Ning An listened to the guy with the big talk, constantly feeling like laughing but managed to hold it back with his cultivated skill of self-control and calm.

His big talk seemed somewhat childish, but it sure felt exhilarating to listen to!

Ning An held back his amusement and said, "You’ve certainly got your revenge. In that case, why do you need this Guanyin Soil?"

"Are you planning to make something delicious with the Guanyin Soil and then kill them by overstuffing?"

The big talker, initially proud, instantly deflated upon hearing this:

"No, I’m not that wicked."

"I just wanted those thieving dogs to crave but not get it, and watched them spin their tails impatiently, whistling with smugness."

"I even specially bought two sausages from the nearby supermarket and threw them to another group of dogs to make them regret even more."

Wow!

Upon hearing this, the stream chat was calling him the living Yama reincarnate.

"He’s such a dog, at this moment, I can’t tell who’s the real dog between him and those dogs. I’m bewildered."

"I think if those dogs could speak, they’d probably curse quite nastily."

"The probability is, they’d start cursing from their mother, with relatives as radius, and keep spraying for three days and nights."

"Those dogs would never have imagined, there’s someone even more dog-like than them in the world, giving their food delivery to another stronger group of dogs. Who could they go to for justice?"

"..."

Ning An held back for so long, almost spilling laughter aloud.

But seeing the look of indignation in the big talker’s eyes, he stifled his laughter.

Although Ning An’s expression remained calm, his lips couldn’t help but curl upwards a bit.

The big talker spoke with regret:

"I became too complacent and thrilled, mocking them from one side."

"In that moment, my mind was only about pleasure, forgetting they weren’t humans, no matter how anthropomorphized they appeared, they were ultimately beasts."

"When I finally realized, they had surrounded me, each dog taking a bite, even that teddy bit me!"

The big talker rolled up his pant leg, revealing four or five bite marks, still somewhat red.

The stream chat was elated.

"For even a teddy to come and take a bite, this little brother really overdid it."

"Haha, the dogs thought: The more they thought about it, the angrier they got; forget it, bite him to death!"

"Not getting food makes one angry, and being taunted by a dog in human skin while being crowded by 80 others, I’d have bitten too."

"Haha, hiccup, I’m already visualizing it."

Instead of looking at the stream chat, Ning An appeared puzzled.

He listened for ages and still didn’t understand why the big talker wanted Guanyin Soil.

Ning An pointed at the terrifying bite marks on his leg, frowned and said, "These bite marks are huge, I see you used iodine for disinfection, haven’t you gone to a hospital?"

"Yes, I disinfected with iodine."

The big talker nodded, then hesitated a bit, and after a few seconds, shook his head: "No, the school’s infirmary is a rip-off, so I won’t go and be conned out of money."

"Did you get rabies vaccination before?" Ning An frowned deeply, asking this.

Unexpectedly, the big talker still shook his head and said, "No, that thing is too expensive. I checked online and found the school’s insurance doesn’t cover it, so I didn’t go."

Wow!

This time, not only Ning An but also the stream chat was stunned.

"Wait, I heard wrong, right? This guy was bitten by dogs, even stray dogs from school, and didn’t get a rabies shot???"

"This isn’t a joke, is it! The chance of a single dog being disease-free is slim; among so many dogs, is he betting God’s gun has no bullets?"

"I think he’s crazy, Brother Sect Leader, quick, quick, get him to the hospital!"

"It’s been a day, I see his wounds are pretty deep. Normally, regular rabies vaccination would be enough, but now he’s probably going to need serum protein injections too."

"..."

Ning An was also stunned; bitten by stray dogs with such deep wounds, not getting rabies shots, is he gambling with his life?

Ning An took a deep breath and sternly said, "Stray dogs mostly carry viruses. You’re simply disinfecting with iodine, and if there’s a virus, it’s not going to kill it!"

"Yeah, that’s why I came to buy Guanyin Soil."

The big talker looked calm, expressing confusion towards Ning An’s panic: "Brother Sect Leader, when you got bitten by a dog as a kid, wasn’t it your mom who fetched Guanyin Soil to sprinkle on the wound?"

What the hell!

Ning An looked at the big talker in front of him, suddenly feeling a headache.

Guanyin Soil has no damn disinfecting effect; it might as well send you off!

The stream chat’s comments flew rapidly.

"Whoa? Isn’t this guy supposed to be a university student? Why is he talking with a tone of feudal remnants?"

"Which sane person sprinkles Guanyin Soil on a wound when bitten by a dog? Wouldn’t the wound just explode?!"

"I remember rabies vaccines aren’t that pricey now, right? Just four to five injection sessions, costing only a few hundred bucks."

"Well, looking at his outfit, he probably comes from an ordinary family. These few rabies shots are probably worth his month’s living expenses."