Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger-Chapter 262: No Cat Can Escape a Butt Pat

Chapter 262: No Cat Can Escape a Butt Pat

“There’s no need to be overly cautious, because he’s definitely the one who’s going to run.” Hearing this, Li Li shook his big head and said, “As long as the other party isn’t a Deity Transformation Demon, this cat isn’t necessarily afraid of him. Even if he is a Deity Transformation, this cat can find someone to deal with him.”

What a joke! He was a dignified super cat, would he need to run away when he saw this little guy?

What kind of cat did the ghost girl think he was?

“Really? Then Chubby Baby, you are really amazing.” Wu Xiaohui rubbed Li Li’s head noncommittally and said, “It’s not wrong to be a little careful.”

“Yeah, Mimi, although you’re very strong, you can’t underestimate others, or you’ll suffer.” Liu Yun agreed. Although she didn’t know where Mimi got the confidence to say such things.

But the other guys weren’t dead either, it was better for Mimi to be cautious.

“I know, I’ll definitely figure out the other party’s strength before I make a move.” Li Li replied. Forget about all that, he’d ambush the enemy first, ambush and then ambush again.

If it was a guy who couldn’t be dealt with even with an ambush, then he’d definitely have to call for help.

“That’s right.” Wu Xiaohui said with a smile, and suddenly put her face close to Li Li’s belly and sniffed, “Xiaoyun, come and smell it. Does Chubby Baby’s belly smell like rouge and powder?”

“Oh? It seems there is a little.” Hearing this, Liu Yun sniffed and nodded, “It’s the same rouge smell as last time. It seems Mimi came from a certain older sister who doesn’t want to reveal her name.”

“I said why the smell of Chubby Baby was not right when he came in, so he went to play with another older sister.” Wu Xiaohui pinched Li Li’s big round face and said, “You’re like this, messing around with women, does Mr. Li know?”

“Of course the shoveler knows, but what this cat does doesn’t need his consent at all.” Li Li, who pushed away Wu Xiaohui’s hand with his paw, said righteously, “This cat is a cat that yearns for freedom, a cat that is not bound by anyone. Those who try to control this cat will eventually suffer the consequences.”

“Okay, okay, it’s as if we really want to control you.” Liu Yun patted Li Li’s butt angrily and said, “Did you take a bath, you fat guy? I remember you weren’t like this before.”

“Yes, older sister, you really have sharp eyes, you found out at once.” Li Li nodded lightly and said, “This cat’s other meal ticket helped this cat wash it, how is it? Older sister, his craftsmanship is not bad, right?”

“It’s not bad, but why didn’t he comb your hair for you? Your hair is knotted in some places.” Liu Yun said while pawing at Li Li’s back.

“Really? Maybe he didn’t notice.” Li Li curled his lips. That guy didn’t comb his hair after washing him, and went to please Calico cat. It really disappointed him.

“This means that he is still not careful enough. You should still come to older sister for a bath in the future.” Liu Yun said while rubbing Li Li’s big head, and took out a comb from her pocket, “Let’s go, Mimi. Older sister will comb your hair for you. Your hair is all knotted. It’s easy to stick to things if you go out like this.”

“Oh.” Hearing this, Li Li followed Liu Yun to the sofa with small steps.

“Mimi, winter is coming soon, are you still planning to go around? Do you want to stay at older sister’s place? Otherwise, you stay in the attic, it must be unbearable with the cold wind howling all day long.”

Liu Yun said while combing Li Li’s back with a comb. She heard from Sister Xiaohui that Mimi and his shoveler lived in a small attic on the top floor.

How cold would it be in winter? She was afraid that the snow would block the door when they woke up in the morning.

“No need, this cat is not that fragile. I can bear this little bit of hardship.” Li Li shook his big head when asked. He used to be an ordinary cat and could climb up to the twelfth floor.

Now that he had become a super cat, he couldn’t climb? Then he was really regressing.

“Okay, then Mimi, if you figure it out, you can tell older sister anytime. Older sister will prepare a big cat bed for you.” Liu Yun said with a smile.

“Hmm, if this cat wants to live here, I’ll definitely tell you.” Li Li replied, looked at the darkening sky, and said, “Older sister, have you finished combing my hair? I still have to go to Le Le’s place and sit for a while. Speaking of which, it seems like this cat hasn’t been there for a long time.”

“You still remember Le Le? I thought you forgot about her.” Liu Yun, who was combing Li Li’s hair, said angrily, “The little girl came to look for you several times, but you weren’t there. You’re really heartless.”

“Meow~”

“This can’t be blamed on me, this cat has been very busy recently, okay? And it’s almost holiday, she’s also preparing for the exam, right? This cat doesn’t want to disturb her.” Li Li rolled his eyes and said righteously.

What do you mean by heartless? He was doing it for her own good.

“Yes, yes, it all makes sense when you say it.” Liu Yun scolded with a smile and patted Li Li’s big head, “Okay, I’ve combed your hair. You bad guy, go to Le Le’s place quickly, or it will rain heavily later.”

“Got it, this cat is leaving now. Goodbye, older sisters.” Li Li got up from the sofa, shook his hair, and said. He jumped out of the window.

“This fat guy is really busy.” Wu Xiaohui couldn’t help saying after seeing it.

This gluttonous cat ran to other people’s houses to eat every day, no wonder he said he was busy.

“Yes, he is like that.” Liu Yun shrugged and said.

It was right to be busy, otherwise how did Mimi get so many meal tickets?

“This weather is really strange. It’s almost winter, why is it raining so heavily?” Li Li muttered suspiciously, stepping on the wet puddles. He disappeared into the bushes in a few steps, and reappeared on the other side.

The streets were deserted in the rain, and Li Li didn’t see many people when he arrived at the residential building.

So he didn’t hide his figure and was not stopped.

“Hey! Isn’t this our cute Big-Faced Cat? Why do you have time to come over and play today? Do you miss uncle?”

As soon as Li Li pressed the doorbell, a burly figure blocked the light and appeared in Li Li’s field of vision, and then the burly figure made a happy voice.

Li Li was caught by the other party.

“Wife, Big-Faced Cat is here. Hurry up and add a steak and two eggs.” Qiang Ge hugged Li Li and shouted happily towards the kitchen.

“Oh, Scumbag Cat is here? This little rascal still knows how to come? How long has it been since I saw him?” The woman who was busy in the kitchen replied angrily.

After this Scumbag Cat was exposed online, she hadn’t seen him much, and she thought this fluffy cat wouldn’t come anymore.

“Wife, look at what you’re saying, Big-Faced Cat just wants to eat, how does he know what a scumbag is?” Qiang Ge rubbed Li Li’s big head and said, “Isn’t that right, Big-Faced Cat?”

Where was Big-Faced Cat a scumbag? He just wanted to eat, what was wrong with that?

“Meow~ （Yes, yes, the one who gave birth to me is my mother, the one who knows me is Big Brother. ）” Li Li nodded repeatedly, expressing his agreement.

Yes, that’s what he meant, he just wanted to eat, he never said he was a stray cat, okay? It was those guys who assumed it themselves.

“Wife, look, Big-Faced Cat nodded, I said Big-Faced Cat is a good cat who understands people.” Seeing this, Qiang Ge couldn’t help but said happily.

“Yes, yes, you are happier to see the cat than your own wife. I don’t think you have ever been so happy to see me.” The woman who came out of the kitchen said angrily, “Why don’t you go to the refrigerator and take out the steak? You want to feed this little Scumbag Cat? You don’t do it yourself and wait for me to do it?”

“That’s impossible, I’m just reporting to you, wife.” Qiang Ge smiled and put Li Li down, “Big-Faced Cat, wait for me here, I’ll go thaw the steak and come back, remember not to run away, or you won’t have anything to eat later.”

“Meow~ （This cat knows, this cat will wait here. Big Brother, just go ahead. ）” Li Li nodded seriously, then sat down by the sofa with his paws tucked in.

After seeing this, Qiang Ge felt relieved and went to the refrigerator to take out the steak to thaw.

“Little Scumbag Cat, where have you been recently? Why are you getting fatter again?” As soon as Qiang Ge left, the woman with a sharp tongue came over.

She looked at Li Li, stunned for a moment, then said after repeated confirmation.

This cat hadn’t been seen for a while, why was he so much fatter?

“Meow~ （I’m not fat at all, I just took a bath, so I look a bit fluffy, okay?）” Li Li said helplessly, as expected, he couldn’t take a bath casually. He was always said to be fat after taking a bath.

“Wife, don’t say he’s fat in front of the kitten, or the kitten will be sad when he hears it. It won’t be good if he doesn’t eat then.” Qiang Ge, who took out the steak to thaw, immediately ran over and said after hearing this.

He didn’t forget to squat down and touch Li Li’s big head to comfort him, “Big-Faced Cat, you’re not fat at all, you’re just a little bit cutely inflated.”

“You might as well marry this Scumbag Cat.” The woman couldn’t help but roll her eyes after seeing this. This guy hadn’t even coaxed her so softly.

Now he was doing this to a cat.

“You can’t say that, wife, why are you jealous of Big-Faced Cat? Big-Faced Cat is just a child, why are you arguing with a child?” Qiang Ge hurriedly got up to coax her, “Look how cute Big-Faced Cat is? He’s like a little chubby, I see him as a child.”

“Wife, your status in my heart is of course higher than his.”

“So how much higher is it?” The woman asked with her hands on her hips.

“This much higher.” Qiang Ge said and stretched out his hand to gesture the height difference between Li Li and his wife.

“You’re comparing height, aren’t you?” The woman said angrily.

Comparing her height with a cat, he was really good at comparing.

“Isn’t it hard to compare? I can only compare it roughly?” Qiang Ge scratched his head awkwardly, “After all, you know I’m clumsy and can’t speak.”

“Are you clumsy? You’re not clumsy at all. You’re very good at coaxing me. You never coaxed me like this when we were together.” The woman sneered.

Look at what he just said to Scumbag Cat? Was he still clumsy?

“Uh…” Qiang Ge couldn’t help but break out in a cold sweat after hearing this. Just as he was thinking about how to argue, suddenly, there was a sound of a key being inserted into the lock of the closed door. His mind suddenly flashed, “Le Le is back, I’ll go open the door for her.”

“Open the door, my ass, my daughter has her own key. You always pretend to be deaf and dumb when I ask you.” The woman said angrily, and Qiang Ge hurriedly went to open the door.

“Huh? Dad, you’re back so early today?” Le Le was stunned when she saw the burly figure in front of her.

Dad usually came back very late, why was he back so early today?

“Yes, and not only am I back, Big-Faced Cat is here today too.” Qiang Ge nodded and said.

A look of joy appeared on Le Le’s face, “What! Did Big-Faced Cat come to see me? Where is he now?”

“He’s sitting in the living room, your mother is with him.” Qiang Ge pointed behind him and said.

“That’s great.” Le Le said, kicked off her shoes and ran straight to the living room, “Big-Faced Cat, I’m back. You didn’t wait long, did you?”

“This Scumbag Cat just arrived, he didn’t wait long.” The woman who was pinching Li Li’s chubby face said, “Put your schoolbag in and change your clothes before you look at this Scumbag Cat. He won’t run away while waiting for food.”

“Oh, oh.” Le Le nodded excitedly, and waved to Li Li, “Big-Faced Cat, I’ll go put down my schoolbag and change my clothes, and then I’ll come and play with you. Wait for me here.”

“Meow~ （Oh, go ahead, go ahead. ）” Li Li nodded his big head, and Le Le left with small steps.

“Okay, you fat guy stay here. I’m going to continue cooking.” Yue’s Mother said after seeing this, and withdrew her hand.

You have to say, this fat guy felt really good, but he was too much of a scumbag. Otherwise, he would really be a good cat.

“Meow~ （Go, go, this cat will take care of myself and won’t let myself starve. ）” Li Li muttered as he watched Yue’s Mother leave, and then walked to Le Le’s room with small steps. He stretched out his paw and patted, and Le Le’s voice came from inside:

“What’s wrong? Mom. Are you knocking on my door? I’m still changing my clothes, I won’t be out so soon, you can take care of Big-Faced Cat first.”

“Meow~ （So slow. ）” Li Li rolled his eyes, sat down at the door and waited for her to come out.

Although he was a cat now, she was a human after all. And a girl.

“Big-Faced Cat, what are you doing here? Le Le will be out soon, come and sit here. Don’t stay at the door.” As soon as Li Li finished muttering, Qiang Ge came over. He carried him to the sofa and patted Li Li’s lower body rhythmically with both hands, “How is it, Big-Faced Cat? Is it comfortable? I see other cats like this.”

“Meow~ （It’s comfortable, but it’s a bit weird. ）” Li Li muttered while being patted. The other party was indeed patting something. But the posture seemed a bit indecent, if he changed the posture, he believed it would be much better.

“Dad, what are you patting? Why is it so loud?” After a few minutes of patting, the door of Le Le’s room opened. Le Le, who came out, looked at the living room curiously and asked.

“I’m patting Big-Faced Cat’s butt, he likes it when I pat him. Listen, he’s even purring.” Qiang Ge said with a smile while stroking Li Li’s back.

This trick of his was tried and true on kittens, these kittens loved to have their butts patted. Some even stuck their butts higher the more they were patted.

“I heard it, but Dad, is your hand too heavy?” Le Le listened and found that there was a sound like a motorcycle engine. But Dad was patting quite hard, was it really okay?