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Huh? Isn't This A Galgame?-Chapter 84 - 81 Whose melon?
Chapter 84: Chapter 81 Whose melon?
The hidden door almost blended into the white wall, leaving only a very thin gap at the seam.
If you didn’t look carefully, you might mistake it for a natural crack in the wall.
Standing directly in front of the hidden door, Wen Nan raised his hand and stopped just before his fingertip touched the gap.
So far, he had only asked two people—his junior sister and the wealthy older sister—about the location of this hidden G. spot, yet received completely different answers—one said it was in the gym locker room stall, while the other claimed it was at the emergency exit on the top floor.
Now, it’s confirmed there’s a hidden door at the emergency exit, and Wen Nan has no doubt that there’s indeed a hidden door in the locker room stall as well.
Which of these two doors is the correct one?
This matter still remains unresolved.
However, he has four other characters he can slowly consult, so there’s no rush.
Thinking of this, Wen Nan withdrew his hand and turned to walk back to his workstation.
Just as he took a step, the system notified him of a new message from a strategy character.
Wen Nan opened it and saw it was a text from the young housewife, Li Shuyi—
[Shushu: Got the cake ready, waiting for you to blow the candles and make wishes together]
[Shushu: Come over after you get off work, see you there~]
[Shushu: Kiss.jpg]
Wen Nan was stunned, a weird thought suddenly popped into his head—Is the cake going to say ’Happy Birthday’ or ’Happy Death Day’?
Back at his workstation, Wen Nan called out to the system in his mind: [9527, check what’s playing at nearby cinemas after nine tonight, find a movie that best matches the theme ’Let’s Get a Dog.’
9527: [Sure.]
9527: [I found the movie that best matches the theme currently showing in your area, at Crown Cinema, 9:45 showtime, the thriller suspense film "The Outside World."]
Wen Nan: ?
No way, does this movie have anything to do with the theme I’m looking for?
9527: [There are not many tickets left for this showing, do you want to book tickets?]
Wen Nan: ??
Isn’t this map mostly filled with NPCs? Who would just randomly go to the cinema? And there are still not enough tickets?
Wen Nan: [Book them, try to get seats close to the middle screen, couple seats if possible, two tickets.]
9527: [Got it, successfully booked 2 super VIP couple seats, seats 6-9 in the 2nd row, costing your player account balance 444 Gold Coins.]
Wen Nan: ???
Why are two movie tickets over four hundred bucks so expensive?
Also, why do buying movie tickets in a game instance cost my player’s account balance? If I accept the wealthy sister’s financial support, the promised one-time payment of a million wouldn’t be directly credited to my player account, right?
Hearing the stream of question marks popping up in Wen Nan’s mind, the system’s prompt rang timely.
9527: [The ways for you to acquire Gold Coins during the strategy process include only the following three—
1. Streaming room total heat, converted at a 10000:1 ratio into Gold Coins;
2. Audience tips in the streaming room, 50% goes into the player account;
3. Player sets up bets, audience wagers in the streaming room.
Options 1 and 2 are exchanged in real-time, option 3 is settled at the end of each task.]
This was a rule Wen Nan learned just when he entered the trial map.
But now the problem is, Gold Coins in the player’s account can only be earned through the streaming room, not through the storyline in the instance, yet you need to spend player Gold Coins to advance the storyline?
This is a beaver?
This is an unwarranted beaver!
9527: [Inviting a strategy target to a movie this time is determined as a spontaneous player action, unrelated to the main or side quests of this instance, thus requires spending Gold Coins from the player account.]
9527: [If you terminate this spontaneous behavior, I can refund the tickets for you, the 444 Gold Coins spent will be fully refunded to your account, would you like to refund?]
Wen Nan: [Doesn’t count as a side quest or a main quest, a spontaneous action... What is this? Does such an action come with any extra rewards like equipment?]
9527: [No equipment or item rewards, would you like to refund?]
Wen Nan: [ How about experience points? If worse comes to worst, how about several times or dozens of times of Gold Coin returns?]
9527: [No experience points or Gold Coin rewards, would you like to refund?]
Wen Nan: ...
Grimacing, he squeezed out a sentence: [No refund! Go! I’ll pay out of my own pocket to have a date with the big boss, is that okay?]
9527: [Understood, wish you a pleasant evening.]
Shutting down the system, he looked at the time, just off work.
Wen Nan left the office and, following the navigation, walked towards his rented address—
According to the instance setup, he had rented an apartment near the company, primarily residing in it at night, and the company dormitory, where he could refresh, also had a free slot he retained for lunch breaks or occasional overnight work needing temporary rest.
Young housewife Li Shuyi, of course, lived next door to the rented apartment.
So Wen Nan decided to return to his place first to freshen up a bit before going to Li Shuyi’s home for dinner.
Arriving soon at his floor, he had just walked out of the elevator when he heard shouting from two girls not far away.
Wen Nan: ...
What’s going on here?
Wen Nan walked toward the sound, using the corridor’s flickering motion-sensor lights, and saw two girls who looked to be in their teens fighting.
One girl with waist-length hair was wearing a local high school uniform, and the other had short hair, wore a tank top and shorts, with colorful tattoos all over her neck, arms, and thighs, clearly a delinquent.
The short-haired delinquent yanked the long-haired schoolgirl’s hair, while the schoolgirl tugged at the delinquent’s tank top, each of them hunched, fierce eyes glaring through disheveled locks, in a stalemate.
The situation was like two fierce little wild kittens by the roadside.
...So this is what a girl fight looks like?
This thought inexplicably sprung into Wen Nan’s head.
The delinquent lost her patience, pulled harder, dragging the schoolgirl’s hair to her chest.
The schoolgirl winced and cursed, "Bitch! Let go!"
Instead of releasing the grip, the hair-pulling strength increased.
The schoolgirl felt pain, letting out a thin, air raid alarm-like scream, "Ah——!"
At the same time, she mustered all her strength to pull the opponent’s tank top outwards.
There was a ripping sound.
The delinquent’s tank top was torn, revealing the lace edge of her underwear inside.
Wen Nan, seeing this, hurriedly rushed forward, extending his arms to try and separate them,
"Let go, all of you, talk it out, fighting won’t solve the problem, win and you go to the hospital, lose and you go to jail!"
Before Wen Nan finished speaking, both immediately let go and turned to stare blankly at him.
Wen Nan was dumbfounded.
Wasn’t the slogan written on the wall near the local police station ridiculously effective?
Just as he was thinking this irrelevantly, the next moment, the two girls suddenly rushed over, each clinging tightly to both his arms, pulling him in two directions.
"Uncle Nine, tell her clearly, you’re my boyfriend!"
"Uncle, tell that lunatic, I’m your girlfriend!"
Wen Nan: ...
Wait, did he just find himself in the middle of a drama?!