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I Inherited 5,000 Years of Family Property-Chapter 533 - 531: I’m Afraid of Nobel Prize Involution
"The following universities have been awarded the title of pilot universities for scientific research, Jiangnan University of Science and Technology, Qingbei University, Yanjing University, Jiangnan University, Modu Transportation University... Relevant documents and qualifications will be issued to each school after three working days!"
"Yeah!" A thunderous cheer erupted from the campus of Jiangnan University of Science and Technology.
They had never imagined that their modest school could one day compete alongside schools like Yanjing University and Qingbei University!
"Increase the scores, boost the scores for next year's college entrance examination!"
"Damn, I'm going to fire my boss in a couple of days, what the hell, he used to mock us that Jiangnan University of Science and Technology was just a regular first-tier university, I want to see who dares to offer us third-tier salaries now!"
"Used Artificial Intelligence to complete a surgery that no one dared say was 100% successful, really freaking awesome."
"More than just awesome, President Zhang was even using this Artificial Intelligence to listen to music, watch movies, and order milk tea, and he wasn't even a bit nervous, which is the most ridiculous part!"
"Menglong, we owe you so much!" Han Jinyu said as he looked at the document with tears streaming down his face.
"It's nothing, I initially just wanted to be in the top three," Zhang Menglong shook his head, "If it weren't for Academician Guo's incident, I wouldn't even have let Er Gouzi show off its surgical skills, I wanted to keep a low profile, but the power didn't allow it."
"Junior brother, would you speak more like a human, please!"
"Junior brother, you've already made so many universities lose face."
"Exactly, all those prestigious old schools, and you just beat them in front of so many media outlets, they're really embarrassed."
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"Teacher Han, although our school now has so many titles, after all, our school's foundation is still weak, and we can't rely solely on one person."
"Yes," Han Jinyu sighed, while Jiangnan University of Science and Technology is currently in the limelight, he was very aware that all the glory was brought by Zhang Menglong. If one day he really left the school, those glories might never return.
"How about this, Teacher Han, does our school have any spare professor positions now?"
"Hmm... There originally wasn't, but since our school has now become a scientific research pilot, this year we should be able to open up about 20 more positions, are you thinking of..."
"I have some friends who have achieved some feats in various scientific research domains, and I think they could help our school's research work."
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"You know those kinds of friends?" Han Jinyu was a bit surprised, "How good is their research level?"
"Average, I suppose, just messing around for a few months and grabbing a Nobel Prize should suffice," Zhang Menglong said, "but still, it's better to let them scatter across different disciplines, otherwise it'd be really awkward if they cause internal competition."
Everyone has heard of internal competition. For example, in the past, an ordinary undergraduate could apply to be a civil servant, but now, those civil servant positions are competed for by graduates from universities like Yanjing University and Qingbei University, that's what is called internal competition.
But have you ever heard of the Nobel Prize being subject to internal competition? How incredible must this group of people be to bring competition to the Nobel Prize level?
"Those friends you mentioned, are they actually just you?" Han Jinyu felt that having one Zhang Menglong in the world was already bizarre enough, having more would be too much for his heart to take.
"I'm not making this up out of nowhere; if you're free tomorrow, I'll bring them over to meet you."
"Sure, I'll wait for you guys tomorrow."
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Super God Academy.
Xiao Dangjia: "Teacher Yao, hurry up, my barbecue is ready, come and start the fire!"
Yao Chen: "Coming, coming! I'm just refining a few more Digestive Pills, so we don't get indigestion later!"
Hachishin Taichi: "You guys are excessive, Tyrannomon is my most important partner, how can you just roast its meat and eat it?"
All teachers: "Anyway, no one dies here, a piece of meat will grow right back, don't be stingy!"
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Einstein: "Newton, come on, help me dismantle this Gundam, I want to study how this floating cannon is controlled."
Newton: "Where's my screwdriver?"
Amuro: "Let go of my Gundam!"
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Wu Xingyun: "Xiong Ba, I've learned an Eight Extremes Collapse from Yao Chen during this time, and I want to compete with you again for the dean's position!"
Xiong Ba: "Hahaha, old witch, do you think I only know Three Parts Return to Yuan Qi? I just learned a Spicy Heavenly God technique from Teacher Uchiha Itachi!"
Students: "Fight! Beat him up!"
Cao Zhengchun: "All of you quiet down! Do you have no regard for school rules and regulations? The Eastern Depot needs talents like you!"
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"What the hell, are these people even human?" Zhang Menglong, watching the chaotic Super God Academy, was speechless. Not only were the teachers going crazy with their divine skills, but the students were also joining in the fray.
"Stop the noise, all students gather here!" Zhang Menglong shouted.
Instantly, the whole school fell silent. These teachers feared neither heaven nor earth, but they did fear Zhang Menglong.
"Dean!" All the students from Super God Academy surrounded him, "What do you need us for?"
The number of students at Super God Academy had been increasing. After Zhang Menglong brought in a group of people last time, they continued to recruit many potential newcomers through a method of old students mentoring new ones, and now the number of students had surpassed 100.
"Who among you have chosen classes taught by scientists like Teacher Newton, Teacher Einstein, or Teacher Galileo?"
From the crowd, about twenty young men and women stepped forward, who were generally more tranquil people, not fond of fighting and killing, hence they chose courses related to natural sciences, medicine, and the arts.
"You'll accompany me to Jiangnan University of Science and Technology tomorrow. Hang up a title of honorary professor, and from then on, spare one or two days every week to guide their scientific research. Prepare your research results tonight, and tomorrow, come with me to show off."
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"Are these the scholarly friends you mentioned?"
With a look of astonishment, Han Jinyu eyed the twenty or so young people beside Zhang Menglong. These youngsters, about half male and half female, were mostly in their early twenties, and the younger ones appeared to be only about thirteen to fifteen years old.
At such ages, were these the people Zhang Menglong mentioned who could casually earn a Nobel Prize in a few months? Who would believe that?
Could it be that like attracts like to such an extent now? Nobel laureates hanging out with other Nobel laureates?
"Yes, those are them," Zhang Menglong said, "but they're all very busy usually, sparing at most two days a week to guide our school's teachers. Just appoint them as honorary professors."
"But they..." Han Jinyu looked troubled, "Menglong, it's not that I don't believe you, but they are all too young. Even if I believe, if I report to the university, the president won't believe it either."
"I understand your concern," Zhang Menglong smiled, "Mr. Han is testing us, everyone, show Mr. Han your research results."
A somewhat slow-witted young boy stepped forward and handed Han Jinyu a research report.
"Mr. Han, my research focuses on human genetic optimization. I can remove disease-causing genes from human DNA, creating theoretically perfect humans."
"In the field of genetic engineering?" Han Jinyu flipped through the document casually, filled with dense formulas and a plethora of popping concepts, which were beyond his understanding.
"You... how old are you this year?"
"I'll be 14 in three days," the boy answered innocently.
"Mr. Han, my research area is plasma weapons, I am 16 this year."
"This is my research on the treatment of ALS in humans. According to the current theoretical data, it should be curable. I am 21 years old."
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"I..." Han Jinyu's face went pale, "I feel like I'm just a waste..."