I Stream DC on Marvel-Chapter 545 Invincible: Exorcists are Decent People, No to the Desecration of Corpses, Gates of Hell, Assault on the Vatican and A Corpse Has Rights Too.

"It's nothing..." Jalter lowered her head, feeling like she'd rather commit suicide than wear a pet collar, but at the same time, she felt a tingling sensation she wished she could forget.

"Father Walker. We live in a world of demons and angels. I'm sure there are many mysteries I don't know about, but regardless, I'm concerned about your vow of celibacy."

Allen froze, while the Chat erupted in one of the biggest bursts of laughter they could have. Allen taking a vow of celibacy was the greatest joke in history. However, as the mockery and laughter poured in, Allen forged ahead, reminding everyone who the Father was. He didn't back down with excuses, patted Karras on the shoulder, and smiled with the kindness of a saint.

"Don't worry, Father Karras. I'm a man of faith who isn't swayed by the fleeting pleasures of the flesh. My purity is safe from the perverted women who try to seduce me!"

The Chat froze and turned into insults in response to the most shameless, audacious, and two-faced declaration that a bastard like Allen could ever make.

Tony – @#$&

Rick – Wtf, come on man there's a limit to lies!

Thor – Not even Loki dared that much!

Gwen – ...

Yoruichi – Hahaha

...

Wednesday didn't expose him, but her piercing gaze and angry expression said it all. As for Jalter, for a moment she crossed her arms, wanting to expose Allen, but he looked her in the eyes and sent a telepathic message: 'If you speak... I will devour you here and now.'

'And... YOU PERVERT!' Jalter covered her body as she insulted him and preferred not to risk angering him for real.

After a moment, Allen asked Rebecca to get them transportation. He could take one out of his inventory, but Wednesday's and Jalter's teleports had already pushed the Will Limiter to 12%.

'Isn't 12% a bit excessive just for teleporting?'

[Host, that's because they did it in front of Karras, and he's not registered yet. It would have been less than half if he had been.]

Allen blinked and opened the system screen, which was now more modern. Although gray icons were indicating that some features weren't active yet.

Opening the tab for "Registration and Mission Linking" brought up a list with empty spaces.

Even though they appeared as "Party Members," the correct way to refer to Allen's companions was "The registered companions," a formal way of referring to them, since Allen himself wasn't counted among them. With that in mind, Allen selected Wednesday and Jalter as members, as well as a local, Father Karras.

Complete Registration:

– Jeanne d'Arc (Alter): Allen Walker's Doll, Maid, Heroic Spirit, Ally, and Permanent Companion.

– Wednesday Addams: Allen Walker's Doll, Maid/CEO of Walker Industries, Girlfriend/Partner, Ally, and Permanent Companion.

– Father Demian Karras: Colleague, Ally, and Temporary Companion.

Wednesday looked at the screen in front of her without saying anything. Father Karras was too distracted by everything to notice the screen, which Allen quickly made the system hide since it wasn't necessary to inform Karras of something like this—he was already nervous enough.

"Hmph," Jalter initially seemed confused, but after reading the description and comparing it to Wednesday's, she seemed upset and gave Allen a fiery glare.

"Jalter, if you want to be a CEO, I can help..." Allen said with a calm look. He wasn't mocking her. As long as a doll had a desire that wasn't too excessive, he was willing to grant her.

Jalter glared at her master and immediately became even angrier for no apparent reason, leaving Allen speechless.

Gwen – Oh, come on, stop playing. You know the girl's a textbook Tsundere...

MJ – Jalter's stats originally included 99% hatred and 1% Tsundere, but now it's 1% hatred and 99% Tsundere, hahaha.

Felicia – Look at her poor thing; she's trying so hard with all her might; how cute.

Akeno – Ufufu, she's definitely adorable. Why aren't the saints in our world this cute? ~

Asia – Sighs I feel sorry for her, and I don't justify those who condemned her. Throughout history, there have been bad people who used the name of God to do horrible things... I just hope you will consider pampering her and making her happy.

"..."

...

Allen coughed to dodge answering the girls' questions and tried to get back to the mission's topic.

'System, what do they gain from being registered?'

[For now, only a few things...]

[+ Registered companions' actions reduce their negative effect on the world, + High resistance to demonic possessions, + High resistance to corrupted forces, + Temporary attribute upgrade and access to system stores (Enhanced version), + A reward for completing quests]

Allen nodded and smiled. He didn't try to understand everything that was going on entirely; he'd have time to experience it himself soon.

That said and done, it was time to move on!

...

While Allen recruited Father Karras, the forensics team finished their work and took Father Merrin's body in an ambulance.

In this world, only a few hours had passed since the incident. But it still took a while to collect the body due to bureaucratic issues, as the area where the incident occurred was residential, with several government officials who didn't want the peaceful neighborhood's reputation to be tainted by such an incident.

The ambulance carrying Merrin's body was escorted by two patrol cars.

"Who kills a priest without any apparent reason?" asked a police officer from the front patrol.

"I don't know, but it must have been a monster," his partner replied with a sigh while driving. "Although at first glance, it seems like he died of cardiac arrest. Whoever put him in that container has no heart... besides that symbol, it's something satanic."

"We live in a crazy world. You know some people claim demons exist and idolize them as some sort of saviors..."

"Don't jump to conclusions, we don't know who did it..." Although he said that, the driver squinted his eyes. Killing a priest and engraving that strange symbol on his body would only be something a cult would do.

*Engine Noise*

The ambulance was distracted by the sound of an engine coming from behind, as were the two patrol cars.

"What's going on?! Change!" asked an officer from the front patrol via radio.

"I'm not sure, over!" The officer in the rear patrol car and his partners couldn't believe their eyes.

"Huh?!, stop with the nonsense and answer!"

Both officers exchanged glances, and one replied, "There's a huge ice cream truck with a spiked bumper chasing us! There's also a woman in black clothes driving, a Maid with cat ears?! A priest, and Van Helsing standing on top of the truck!"

"You forgot to mention that the ice cream truck has a turret!"

"That's right, it has a turret!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" the sergeant said, annoyed by the absurdity of both officers. But it wasn't nonsense.

...

"Haha," Allen laughed as he stood with his arms crossed, watching the ambulance. He would definitely save Father Merrin.

Gwen – Let me see if I got this straight. You bargained with the world's will, it gave you a mission, and now you're riding in an ice cream truck armed to the teeth, ready to attack the police with a Maid Cat, a Priest, and Wednesday Addams?

"Yeah, well, sweetie, if I told you this is the best method, would you believe me?"

Gwen – *sigh* be careful

"I love You haha"

"FATHER WALKER!" Karras clung to the truck as he tried to get up with Allen.

"What's going on, Father Karras?"

Allen could simply rescue Father Merrin with a flick of his finger, but even though it's hard to believe, all this crazy things Allen was doing hadn't pushed the Will Limiter even a single percentage point. That's because the limiter didn't fill up with consequences and methods but with their origin. A magical fireball would push the bar up to 10%, but twelve grenades wouldn't budge it a bit, and that's easy to understand because grenades are a common thing in this world.

Allen smiled as he looked ahead, "Weddy!"

"That's the most obnoxious, mawkish nickname I've ever heard..."

"Oh... Sorry"

"Never mind, it's a gift you get for being the one I'll be buried with when I die, Darling" Wednesday smiled, looked to her right, and then opened a compartment between the seats, revealing two silver "Nitro" tanks. She opened them without hesitation.

Allen looked at Karras, "You'd better hold on to something, Father Karras."

"Huh?!"

The vehicle suddenly accelerated, making Father Karras, the officers, and the paramedics scream. Meanwhile, Allen pulled out a gun and aimed at the ambulance's tires.

"Don't hold it against me, this is for the good of your world. Bingo!"

Allen shot, causing the tire to explode, sending the ambulance into a spin and flipping it over until it came to a stop. The patrol cars and the ice cream truck halted.

The officers drew their guns, aiming at the ice cream truck, but it was empty.

"What?!"

Allen landed behind the officers with Karras on his shoulder, "Sorry, officers. I'm in a hurry."

When they tried to turn around, one received a punch that knocked him out, and the other felt a dart in his neck and immediately fell unconscious.

Jalter looked at Wednesday, speechless. She had never seen a sedative act so quickly. Wednesday noticed Jalter's look and, by extension, Allen's as well, who was also surprised since they were on a mission without supernatural powers.

Wednesday put away the blowgun from which she had shot the dart and looked at Allen. "Did you think I had a garden of dangerous magical plants just for fun?"

"Wednesday... I saw you reading a fairy tale book to your plants..."

"That... was for professional reasons..." she replied without blinking or feeling embarrassed.

Allen was even more surprised because his girl had turned into a cheeky and bold one, albeit in her usual expressionless way.

Allen decided not to ask more questions, he dropped Father Karras, who still did not understand what had happened, to the ground and approached the overturned ambulance. He first pulled out the two paramedics who weren't too injured and then, to his surprise, Father Merrin.

"Who are you?" one of the paramedics coughed.

The officers in the front patrol pointed their guns at Allen, but he threw them a "grace of God" (grenade), and both ran while their patrol exploded.

"Ahhh!"

"Don't worry, son, I'm one of the good guys..." said Allen with a kind smile full of God's love as a patrol on fire fell behind him.

...

Back at the church, Allen sat on a bench with Merrin beside him. Yes, you heard that right—Allen had sat a corpse beside him. Father Karras was frightened and stunned; he had just assaulted law enforcement with Allen.

"No, no, no! What are we going to do?!"

Allen signaled to Jalter, who was leaning against a wall, and she nodded. She walked over to Karras and kicked him in the balls.

"Argh!!"

"Jalter, why did you do that?!"

"Isn't that what you wanted?"

"No, maybe a punch or a slap on the head, but not a kick him in his balls, you heartless woman."

Jalter snorted, shrugged, and then smiled slightly. Let's remember, this girl hates the church, religion, and God with all her might. Yeah... Allen should have thought better about his choice of party members for this mission.

MJ – So, you stole a corpse, and now what?

Allen was about to respond when a notification popped up.

[Main mission updated, "Let's Take the Man Home" – Father Merrin can't rest even though he's dead; his body has been marked, and soon it will be desecrated. Take him to the Vatican... beware, the forces of evil won't let you do this so easily.]

Allen reread the mission and realized a point in it: "His body has been marked and will soon be desecrated." He opened Father Merrin's robe and saw a demonic symbol there.

[Symbol of the Cursed Resurrection, The Bridge to Hell...]

Just hearing the meaning, Allen already knew why this world was so desperate that it chose a truce. His story had gone to hell, Father Merrin was an important man in this world, and his premature death had caused chaos. Now, his body, which had been in contact with demons for many years, would be a connection to Hell.

Allen must hurry to the Vatican!

'System, can I break this connection myself?'

[You can, but it would raise the Will Limiter to 212%, as it was created by the demon Pazuzu, considered the king of wind demons and the son of the god Hanbi.]

'Isn't that unfair?'

[Host, The demons, including that demon, are so restricted in their own world that they can barely move by possessing people. Do you think that's unfair?]

The world level is not only shown by the type of entities in it but also by their ability to intervene in the world. This world will have powerful demons, but they are so limited that their power becomes irrelevant unless they manage to cross.

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'What about God?'

[Superior beings are not in this world, so they don't raise the world's level... and it still remains "small."]

'This is really problematic.'

...

Kimiko – So, now what?

Allen smiled helplessly. "I guess we're storming the Vatican."

Wednesday blinked and nodded. "It's the most logical thing to do after desecrating the corpse of a Father."

"Oh... hm, I see..." An extremely happy smile appeared on Jalter's face, and she started acting shy and submissive. "I hate being your maid... but I'll obey whatever you want on this mission, my master~"

"..." Father Karras rolled his eyes and fainted.

But no one paid attention to him. Instead, Allen fixed Merrin's clothes and looked at him. "How are we supposed to get Father Merrin to The Vatican?"

"Before that, we should embalm him," Wednesday said, stepping forward and looking at Father Merrin with interest.

"Can you do that?" Allen asked, confused.

Wednesday looked at him in silence, and Allen slapped his own forehead. In front of him was an Addams.

Nikky – Seriously? hahaha

Ruby – Sensei, she's an Addams hahaha

Barbara – Allen, probably her ancestors created embalming and mummification hahaha

"It's true," Allen smiled. "Do you need anything, Wednesday?"

"Mm... give me an hour. Also, I need some tools, and I am sorry, it would take me less time, but it has been a long time since I performed the art of Tanatopraxy... I might be a little rusty."

"Sure... okay, I won't ask anymore..."

Allen left Weddy to work with Jalter as her assistant. Jalter didn't want to, for her, showing any kindness toward anyone from the church, even if they were dead, was like eating insects. However, since she promised to be obedient, she had no choice.

'System, can we just go straight there?'

[Teleporting that far would result in a 103% increase in the Will Limiter]

Allen crossed his arms. "Yeah, if it's just a matter of going there, going by teleport is the best option, but if after I need my power, it could be problematic."

Tony – So...

Angélica – What will we do?

Hulk – Are you going to swim there?

Allen chuckled mysteriously...

...

Washington Dulles International Airport (IAD)

"Thank you, sir. I hope you have a good trip," said the receptionist.

"Tsk, they raised the prices again..." grumbled a man, making the receptionist sigh.

Her job consisted of seeing all kinds of passengers all the time, making it an exhausting job. Just as she was about to take a break, three men dressed as priests arrived at the counter.

"Good morning, we'd like three first-class tickets to Rome, please."

"Good morning, fathers..."

The receptionist looked at the three fathers standing suspiciously lined up next to each other, but she's seen weirder people. One had a charming smile that made her feel embarrassed, so she didn't look at him much, also, she was engaged. Another had sweat all over his face with a suspicious look. The last one looked pale and stiff like a corpse.

"Miss, can you hurry up? We're in a hurry..."

"Yes..." The girl decided not to ask any questions and began the registration when Father Merrin's glasses fell, revealing his dead eyes. But quickly, Allen put them back on and smiled as if nothing had happened.

"Is the gentleman okay?" asked the girl.

"W-why do you ask?" Father Karras replied nervously, so Jalter kicked him in the balls invisibly.

"Urgh!"

"Is he okay?" the girl asked, worried, seeing Karras fall.

Allen interrupted. "He's fine, just has a headache!"

"But he's holding his crotch... also, his old friend just opened his mouth, and a fly came out..."

Allen scolded Wednesday in his head; she was perfectly capable of making a corpse look like a living person, but who was she? It's Wednesday Addams; she made him look like a pale, dead corpse because, according to her, that's part of her charm as a corpse, plus the fly must have put it on herself, too, as icing on the cake.

"Haha, do you think I'm bringing a corpse with me and planning to board it as a passenger?"

"Haha, of course not, sir"

"Miss..." Allen stopped laughing putting on a serious look that made the girl blush at how handsome he was.

"Huh?"

Allen smiled with an intense and seductive look. "We're really in a hurry... could you help us?"

".... Yes!❤️~" The girl, in a trance, continued with the procedure.

Kara – This is the first time I've seen Allen use his charm to get something...

Rukia – It's the first time I've seen him have so many problems with something so simple...

Unohana – Allen is doing well. Right now, he must use his wits to solve situations that normally wouldn't even be a problem, but don't worry, Allen could adapt quickly.

The girl smiled beautifully. A minor detail was that she no longer had her engagement ring on. "Sir, may I see your passports?~"

"Of course." Allen confidently took out his and Karras's passports, but just as he was about to hand them over, the screen behind him broadcasted news.

– [Following the unfortunate passing of Father Lankester Merrin and the monstrous tragedy of his corpse being kidnapped by what is believed to be a group of degenerate cultists, the Vatican expresses its sorrow and hopes these people will not desecrate a servant of God...] –

Allen froze, and rigidly turned around as the image of Father Merrin appeared on the screen.

Allen looked at the girl, who was now pale. Allen sighed and then pulled out his Desert Eagle.

"Plan B! We'll fight our way through! And we're not degenerate cultists; We're Exorcists! Let the Feds or CIA people come and I'll show them what God's love looks like!"

"NOOOOOO!" Karras screamed agonizingly.

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A/N: Instead of thinking about whether Allen is doing something good in this world or just being a son of a bitch, think about if you were in his position, what would you do? 👀

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