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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!"Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!"Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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- C.129 - 98: Besieged? The True Strength of Aristocratic Young Masters!
- C.128 - 97: Assassination! The Strategy of Luring the Tiger Away from the Mountain!
- C.127 - 96: Food Allocation! Attack on Song Dynasty in a rainy night?
- C.126 - 95: Special Potion! Exposure of Special Ingredients!
- C.125 - 94 Afraid of Ghosts? Let Me Hug You! The Crowd Gathers!
- C.124 - 93 Li Jiao VS Song Chaoyu? The Powerful Attribute of the Heart of the Earth!
- C.123 - 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill another person! _3
- C.122 - 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill Another Person! _2
- C.121 - 92: The Big Milk Cow Orc Sacrifice? Kill Another One!
- C.120 - 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?_3
- C.119 - 91: From now on, Zheng Cheng is mine! Teammate’s death?_2
- C.118 - 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?
- C.117 - 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race! _2
- C.116 - 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race!
- C.115 - 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _3
- C.114 - 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _2
- C.113 - 89: Void Fire Burning Body Art LV3! New Features!
- C.112 - 88: Different Races Born Body? Three-Star Ingredients! _3
- C.111 - 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food! _2
- C.110 - 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food!
- C.109 - 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you snatch their wives?_3
- C.108 - 87: Amphibian Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?_2
- C.107 - 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?
- C.106 - 86: Power Surge! Cliff’s Shock!_3
- C.105 - 86: Explosive Increase in Power! Cliff Terror!_2
- C.104 - 86: Power Surge! Edge of Your Seat Thrills!
- C.103 - 85 Male Function +1%! Unexplained hostility? _3
- C.102 - 85 Male Function +1%! Mysterious hostility? _2
- C.101 - 85: Male Function +1%! Random hostility?
- C.100 - 84: Beastmen Special Troops! Jiaojiao, let go quickly!_3
- C.99 - 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!_2
- C.98 - 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!
- C.97 - 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get Parkinson’s Disease? The Invincible Song Chaoyu! _3
- C.96 - 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
- C.95 - 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
- C.94 - 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_3
- C.93 - 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_2
- C.92 - 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!
- C.91 - 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng! _3
- C.90 - 82: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a
- C.89 - 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng!
- C.88 - 80 Do I Have a Friend? The Rules
- C.87 - 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!_2
- C.86 - 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!
- C.85 - 79: New team member wants to try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? _3
- C.84 - 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_2
- C.83 - 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- C.82 - 78 New Features? Do you qualify to team up with us! _3
- C.81 - 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team! _2
- C.80 - 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team!
- C.79 - 77: The Only Occupation in the Entire Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _3
- C.78 - 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _2
- C.77 - : The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills!
- C.76 - : Professionist of the Aristocratic Family! The Emperor of the Hundred War Blade?
- C.75 - : The Second Nine-Star Level New Professionist!
- C.74 - : Cai Shen’s Opportunity? A Professional Clan!
- C.73 - : Four Secret Realms? Only One Spot Available!
- C.72 - : The Treasure that All Professionals Dream of!
- C.71 - : News about the Secret Realm? She must join the Night’s Watch!
- C.70 - : You’re not Song Chao Yu! You are the Lord of the Black Sun!
- C.69 - : Commemoration! The Beginner Skill of the Soul-absorbing Banshee!
- C.68 - : The First Light breaking Nine Days! Night Watchman Fallen?
- C.67 - Liang Feifan: My choice, indeed, was not wrong!
- C.66 - Cai Shen: I Have Four Fathers
- C.65 - : The Black Sun Falls! A Great Opportunity!
- C.64 - : The True Master of Black Sun!
- C.63 - : A Skill for Lol! 1050 points of Mental Attribute ?!
- C.62 - LVIO! New job skill!
- C.61 - : Acute gastroenteritis instant eruption technique! Awaken, my patients!
- C.60 - : Breakthrough Tasks? Light of Life!
- C.59 - : Blessing in Disguise? Killing Fallen Ones yields Soul Power?
- C.58 - : Giant Thug VS Sailor Suit Loli
- C.57 - My Lord! Save me!!!
- C.56 - 1 swallow, I swallow, I swallow!
- C.55 - : Void Fire Burns Mu Yao to Ashes!
- C.54 - : Bloodthirst Technique + Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- C.53 - : The Fallen Ones Ignoring the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- C.52 - : Appearance! Zhao Yunxiao’s Profession!
- C.51 - : The Strongest Professionist on the Alien Battlefield!
- C.50 - Brother Ji: Can this Roasted Rat be Eaten?
- C.49 - : Hang up the BOSS for me to beat!
- C.48 - The Characteristics of Random Dissection Technique LV3!
- C.47 - Night Watchman’s Night Market? Resurrection Technique!
- C.46 - : Night Watch Captain! Priest Skills!
- C.45 - : You, Use Yao Zhixue as Bait!
- C.44 - : The Reincarnated! Breaking Rank Mission!
- C.43 - Join! Information about the Black Sun Church!
- C.12 - The Mysterious Girl’s Request?
- C.11 - : Capturing the Priest Guild!
- C.10 - I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
- C.9 - : Therapeutic Skills? Does causing diarrhea count?
- C.8 - : Increasing Skill Proficiency? I Have a Way!
- C.7 - The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- C.6 - Damn it, Liang Feifan!
- C.5 - : Letting you be my girlfriend is giving you face!
- C.4 - : The First Profession Ever to Appear in History?
- C.3 - : What the Hell is My Priest’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- C.2 - , Class Beauty Song Chaoyu? Failed!
- C.1 - : Professional Awakening? Nine-Star Career!