Naruto: I'm Nine-Tails and My Host is Kushina-Chapter 131 : Tsunade’s Big Mistake: A Night to Regret (or Not)

Chapter 131 - 131 : Tsunade's Big Mistake: A Night to Regret (or Not)

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Kurama leaving his room door unlocked wasn't for Tsunade.

He had prepared it for Kushina!

The blame fell on Tsunade herself.

Tsunade's face turned red after being scolded by Kurama. Now she didn't know what to say.

It was indeed her fault for entering the room by mistake.

Tsunade thought that Kurama should treat her like Kushina.

Everything that needed to be done was already done.

Now Tsunade felt like she was the one suffering!

"You, you, you...!"

Tsunade held it in for a long time, but she only managed to hold back for a while.

"You, you, the Princess of Konoha, the legendary Sannin—how dare you accuse me?! I should be the one asking to clear my name!"

Kurama, pretending to be aggrieved, sighed dramatically.

She had found a way to deal with Tsunade.

"Are you still innocent?"

Upon hearing this, Tsunade became instantly furious.

She should be the one saying this!

She should be demanding Kurama to clear her name!

How did this get turned upside down?!

Tsunade thought to herself:

"Asshole! This guy actually turned the tables on me! To clear his name? That's the funniest joke I've ever heard!"

"Kurama, Kurama, you should be the one begging me to say this, right?"

"It's you who should clear my name!"

Tsunade, despite her anger, still addressed him with some respect.

Even though she had a thousand unwilling thoughts in her heart, she could only admit it.

"Hmph! For so long, I had only been defiled by Kushina, and now I've been defiled by you... Shouldn't it be you who clears my name? Besides, you cheated on your disciple Kushina behind her back. Isn't it your fault? Is it Kushina's fault?"

Kurama, still pretending to be wronged, sighed dramatically.

But deep inside, he was absolutely ecstatic.

He had completely turned the situation in his favor.

He wasn't wrong. It wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Tsunade's fault.

It was Kushina's fault!

"This...!"

Tsunade was now completely confused.

She couldn't wrap her head around it for a moment.

Thinking about it carefully, what Kurama said actually made some sense.

Kurama and Kushina were a couple!

So, didn't she intervene?

How would she face Kushina in the future?

Thinking of this, Tsunade sighed internally.

"Tsunade, Tsunade, you made such a mistake and will regret it for eternity. You entered the wrong room by mistake!"

This had nothing to do with Kurama, nor did it have anything to do with Kushina.

This was entirely her fault.

Tsunade had been completely tricked by Kurama.

Seeing Tsunade's guilty expression, Kurama tried her best not to laugh.

For the first time, to this man?

For some reason, a strange, fleeting joy flashed through Tsunade's heart.

No, no! What the hell am I thinking?

It was him who humiliated her!

Yes, that's right! That's how it should be!

The proud Tsunade would never admit it otherwise.

"Then... then, what do you think we should do now?"

Tsunade's mind was in turmoil, and her speech became hesitant.

"What else can we do? Just pretend this never happened.

Or, we could confess it to Kushina and see if she agrees!"

Kurama said this with a serious expression.

"Hmph!"

Tsunade shot him a sharp glare.

"You wish.

Just pretend this never happened.

And remember—only you know, I know, heaven knows, and earth knows.

Come, high-five me!"

Kurama smirked.

"Fine."

Snap! Snap! Snap!

Kurama high-fived her, sealing the deal.

"Now turn around. I need to get dressed."

Kurama's expression turned serious when it needed to.

As he turned around, a sly smile appeared on his face.

There's a saying about fools... Tsunade is a perfect example of it.

She was completely fooled by him.

After getting dressed, Tsunade couldn't help but ask,

"Didn't you notice that I wasn't Kushina next to you yesterday?"

Tsunade thought this was a reasonable question.

Absolutely reasonable!

Kurama chuckled.

"As the legendary Sannin, the medical sage of the ninja world, the granddaughter of the God of Shinobi, Senju Hashirama, and the Princess of Konoha, why couldn't you tell there was someone above you?"

"You...!"

Tsunade fumed.

Kurama always added a long list of titles before calling her name, which annoyed her even more.

Her cheeks turned red with anger.

She raised her fist, ready to settle things with him.

This wasn't a contest of strength.

Nor was it a competition of medical ninjutsu.

It wasn't even a gambling match.

This was a battle between ninjas.

"Asshole, you—"

Tsunade didn't get to finish.

Kurama quickly covered her mouth.

There were footsteps outside.

"Hey, bastard!

Kurama, what are you doing in there?"

Kushina's voice rang from the other side of the door.

"No, no! I was cursing old bastards like Sarutobi Hiruzen!"

(Third Hokage: Do I have to take the blame for this too?!)

"Oh!"

Kushina nodded seriously outside the door.

"Kurama, hurry up! The food is almost ready!"

"Ah, thanks for your hard work, Kushina!"

As Kushina's footsteps faded away, Kurama leaned into Tsunade's ear and whispered:

"You were screaming so loud. You wanted Kushina to hear?"

Tsunade, whose mouth was still covered, quickly shook her head.

She definitely didn't want Kushina to know about this!

If she found out... she would be completely humiliated.

Kurama finally let go of her mouth.

Tsunade rolled her golden eyes and muttered,

"So... what now?"

"I'll go out first. Then, you sneak out later."

Tsunade nodded.

Just as Kurama walked to the door, there was a thump!

Tsunade had fallen off the bed.

One of the dignified Sannin, the Medical Sage of the ninja world, had actually fallen backward.

It was the most embarrassing moment of her life.

And worse... someone saw it.

Tsunade wished she could disappear into a crack in the floor.

Her legs had gone numb after sitting for so long, and in her haste to stand up, she fell.

A medical ninja misjudging her own body's state?

This just showed how completely flustered Tsunade was.

The thud caught Kushina's attention.

"Hey, Kurama! What are you doing in there? Should I come in?"

"No, no! I—I just got too excited thinking about Kushina becoming Hokage and, um... accidentally fell!"

Kushina outside the door chuckled.

"Kurama, hurry up! The love meal is almost ready!"

With Kushina gone, Tsunade finally breathed a sigh of relief.

She carefully peeked outside, making sure the coast was clear.

Then, using the Body Flicker Technique, she disappeared.

The wind from her movement blew into the kitchen.

Kushina blinked.

"Huh. Such a strong wind!"

While waiting for the meal, only two people remained—Kushina and Kurama.

"It's strange... why isn't Sister Tsunade back yet? She usually returns by this time," Kushina mused, tapping her fingers on the table.

"Well, let's check on her after we eat," Kurama replied casually.

As he observed Kushina, a thought crossed his mind—Isn't today her first day as Hokage?

"By the way, shouldn't you be at the Hokage office right now?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

Kushina chuckled, waving him off. "Oh, don't worry about that! I already planned ahead."

Kurama gave her a questioning look.

Kushina smirked. "I left Mikoto in charge as acting Hokage for two days so I could take a little break."

Kurama nearly choked on his tea. Seriously?

This woman had barely become Hokage and was already delegating duties to someone else?

Good grief... she's already acting like a boss before she's even settled into the role.

Kurama shook his head with an amused smile. It won't be long before she completely owns that position.

And truthfully, this suited Kushina's carefree nature.

She had always been someone who chased dreams, not titles.

She wanted to become Hokage, but dealing with all the boring administrative work that came afterward? That was secondary in her mind.

Meanwhile...

Over in the Hokage's office, Uchiha Mikoto sat behind an enormous stack of paperwork, her face dark with frustration.

If curses could manifest physically, Kushina would have already been struck by lightning a thousand times over.

Mikoto clenched her jaw, glaring at the documents piled in front of her.

"Damn you, Kushina!"

She never wanted this responsibility!

She was only supposed to visit—not become an unofficial substitute Hokage!

As she rubbed her temples, the office door creaked open, and Shikaku Nara peeked inside.

"Uh... Lady Mikoto? There's another urgent mission request that needs the Hokage's approval."

Mikoto groaned. "Bring it here..."

Shikaku strolled in, handing her the documents with a smirk.

"You know, Mikoto, if you really don't want this job, you should stop being so damn good at it."

Mikoto shot him a deadly glare. "Shut up, Nara."

Shikaku merely chuckled, shrugging. "Troublesome woman."

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