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Online Game: Crazy Skeleton-Chapter 1274 - 1184: The Ultimate Annoying Task
Chapter 1274: Chapter 1184: The Ultimate Annoying Task
"Damn, a Mechanism Divine Pig? Is it really a mythical creature?"
This pig might not be much in other aspects, but at the very least, its name was incredibly cool—with the character for ’divine’ in it, who would dare to disrespect it? Just as expected, there were four sharp intakes of breath, their eyes filled with astonishment.
Su Ran seemed quite pleased with this reaction, even if what followed was a group ridicule, it didn’t bother him.
The next scene was something Su Ran could have guessed even with his toes. Every one of the four people present burst into roaring laughter, like a volcano erupting, with Big Smokey taking it to the extreme by lying flat on the ground, pounding his fists into the dirt, and laughing until his mouth started to twitch.
"Hmph?"
The little fatty pig looked at them in confusion, not understanding why these humans were laughing, but it didn’t care too much about that. It wriggled free from the grasp of the three women and leaped straight onto Su Ran, refusing to come down.
For such a fat body to be able to jump so high was really asking a lot of a pig.
After quite some time,
the laughter finally began to subside. The cream puff coughed to compose himself before speaking to Su Ran with false sympathy, "Overturning Water, this is indeed a mythical creature, but it’s a pity its combat skills are a dud, not a single active attack skill, can’t draw aggro, not even fit to be a meat shield. Let it go, this is just a Mechanism pet given by a quest, no big deal."
"Brother Overturning Water, this pig’s abilities are so funny, afraid of death, lazy, gluttonous, all its flaws have been amplified. But then again, this pig’s spirit is quite remarkable. If I didn’t know it was a mechanized beast, I would have thought it was a real pig."
Youtong couldn’t help but sigh at the mechanic prowess of the journeying monk, to be able to craft a pig so lifelike—utterly indistinguishable from the real thing—it was simply inconceivable!
"Wait a minute, this pig seems a bit extraordinary. Look at the last skill, ’Tianpeng Descending.’ This life-saving ability actually ties in with the mythological figure, Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Bajie, and can drastically increase the master’s attributes, albeit only for a short thirty seconds. But if used properly, it’s enough to turn the tide from adversity! At the very least, escaping should be no trouble at all, don’t you think?"
Gu Yue, who had been silent, circled the highlight after reading the attributes and was very surprised.
"Eh? Indeed! Damn, this skill is awesome, it’s practically a ’Get Out of Death Free’ card!"
Big Smokey’s expression turned a bit stiff, having thought it was a useless ornamental pet, only to be revived by the last skill!
"Brother Overturning Water, can this pet be transferred? I’m born in the year of the pig, and a pig is my lucky mascot—it’s perfect for me. Besides, you already have so many pets, and pet space is so precious, it’s a waste to use it on a pig."
Youtong was more eager, wanting to take the pig into her arms, but unfortunately, the pig showed no courtesy and returned to its special pet space.
"Little Tong, I’m afraid I’ll have to disappoint you. The Mechanism Divine Pig is bound to me, and it doesn’t consume my pet space as it is a special pet with only one life."
Speaking of this, Su Ran recalled that Ancient Poison Jiao—it seemed to be of the same nature, dying once and never returning.
But with this pig’s sneaky abilities, there weren’t many who could slaughter it.
Especially with his own pet army being so abundant, coupled with life connection, it was practically an invincible cockroach!
"Damn, and it doesn’t even take up pet space? This pig can be classified as top-notch, no wonder it’s called divine. I am convinced!"
Big Smokey began to see the Mechanism Divine Pig in a new light, his frustration taking over once again. If it weren’t for this Spilt Water Can’t Be Regained taking the quest, the pig would have been his!
He felt like he had missed out on a billion, his heart bleeding as though cut by a knife. It would be weird if it didn’t hurt!
"Overturning Water, congratulations, you’ve scored another top-tier pet. Just doing a mission can get you a divine beast; your luck is simply through the roof. You really should go buy a lottery ticket."
The creamy young man was genuinely happy for Su Ran, having such a pet would significantly boost his chances of survival at the martial arts competition... wait a second, it seems special pets like this can’t fight in the arena. That’s a pretty big restriction for the competition, kind of a shame, really.
"I told you guys, it’s a divine beast, and you didn’t believe me. What do you say now? I didn’t lie to you, did I?"
Su Ran finally managed to turn the tables. Although this pig didn’t have any active attack skills, its status as a divine beast was undeniable. It was tough and resilient, perfect for taking hits for him in the future.
"Who would’ve thought divine beasts could be this easy to obtain? I need to hurry up and finish the mission to get myself one too. Even the descendants of Zhu Bajie are making an appearance; this time I’m aiming for a Victory Fighting Buddha!"
The big smoker was filled with hope for this series of missions. If you got a divine beast halfway through, what kind of supreme pet could you get for completing the whole thing?
Oh man, the thought alone is thrilling!
"Youtong’s right, there might be more chances to get mechanized divine beasts in the later missions. Even if not, a pair of top-quality mechanized wings would be a win no matter how you slice it!"
Youtong became more and more excited as she spoke, rushing to the Belief Statue first. Beneath the stimulation of the potential rewards, the statue seemed much more appealing, and her apprehensions greatly diminished.
"Overturning Water brother, I can’t believe you were willing to give up the mission; I really don’t get it. Regretting it now, huh?"
The big smoker couldn’t help but tease Su Ran as he approached the statue, but receiving no reaction, he felt a bit bored and started rubbing his hands together in anticipation, curious to see where the poison was hidden.
"Overturning Water, what do we do next? Can your Ancient Relic still withstand the poison from this statue?"
The creamy young man asked the crucial question on behalf of the big smoker, clearly understanding that the Purification task for the Belief Statue couldn’t be completed without the Ancient Relic!
This was evident from the words of the monk from the west.
As to why Su Ran would give up such an easy mission, the creamy young man couldn’t figure it out and hoped that Su Ran would provide an answer.
"How would I know? Ask the big smoker, he’s the one who took on the mission, he knows the process better than any of us."
Su Ran pointed to the big smoker, who was continuously circling the statue, indicating that he was the key player for this task.
"Ah? Right, I almost forgot to check the mission. Hold on, I’ll share the mission prompt now, you guys help brainstorm."
The big smoker remembered he had yet to check the mission and couldn’t help but laugh at himself. He quickly sent out the mission prompt exactly as it was.
[Purification of the Divine Faith](Mission)
The Belief Statue revered by the citizens of the Celestial Realm has been corrupted by the Evil Ghost Poison Curse, causing severe depletion of its divine power. Player big smoker is tasked with removing the Evil Ghost Poison Curse within one month. During this period, leaving the Divine Domain Main City is prohibited, otherwise the player will suffer the backlash of the Evil Ghost Poison Curse, reducing all stats by 50% for three months. If purification fails, the player’s level will be reduced by 10, and reputation in the Celestial Realm will be decreased by 1000. Successful purification will be rewarded generously by the monk from the west, including a 1000-point increase in Celestial Realm reputation.
Note: Once taken, the mission cannot be abandoned. Team formation is allowed.
"Holy crap, this freaking mission!"
After reading the mission prompt, the big smoker exploded on the spot, cursing furiously without regard for the three ladies present. This mission was ridiculously challenging to the point of being lethal without consequence!