Pretending to Cultivate in Kindergarten-Chapter 210: Playboy

The dampness on the sheets instantly brought Jiang Xueli back to her senses.

She touched the spot again, confirming that it was indeed wet, and immediately felt both embarrassed and awkward. She instinctively reached for the blanket to cover it up.

What the heck? she panicked. Did I… wet the bed?!

Then, she remembered the dream she had earlier.

No way… That would be way too embarrassing.

Lin Zhengran noticed her strange behavior. He pulled back slightly and looked at her curiously. "What’s wrong?"

Jiang Xueli immediately denied it. "Nothing! What do you mean, what’s wrong?"

Seeing her act all flustered and trying to cover something, he tilted his head, trying to peek. She quickly shifted her body to block him.

Lin Zhengran frowned. "What are you hiding? Move aside."

"No way!" She bit her lip hard in embarrassment.

"Come on, let me see."

"I said no!"

Lin Zhengran reached out, cupping her face. Jiang Xueli shuddered slightly at his touch, and in that split second, he took the opportunity to pull her into his arms, exposing the part of the bed she had been trying to hide.

On the sheets, there was a small but visible damp patch.

"Huh?"

Jiang Xueli wanted to bury herself in the ground. She quickly reached out, trying to cover his eyes. "Don’t look, you idiot!"

But Lin Zhengran had already seen it.

"What’s this? Did you wet the bed?"

She froze. "No way! I’m not a kid anymore! Why would I wet the bed?! I… I must’ve spilled water on it when I was drinking just now!"

"Really?"

"Of course! What else could it be…?"

Jiang Xueli was at a complete loss for words. She turned her face away, avoiding his gaze, but her red ears gave her away.

Lin Zhengran observed her reaction and shrugged. "Well, that’s some serious clumsiness."

She stayed silent.

After a moment, she mumbled, "Why do you care anyway…"

The room fell into an awkward silence.

Jiang Xueli glanced away and quietly asked, "Zhengran… why aren’t you saying anything?"

"Say what?"

She huffed, "Anything! It just feels weird when you don’t talk."

"Nothing to say. I believe you."

"You—! Hmph!"

"But I do remember you saying we should take things slow—holding hands first, then hugging, then kissing. Well, now that we’ve gone through all of that… Since there’s no time today, next time I really won’t hold back."

Jiang Xueli’s voice trembled slightly.

"Mm… We already agreed, didn’t we? When we go on the mountain trip, I’ll sneak over to you at night. When that happens… you can do whatever you want."

It was almost 4 PM, time to pack up and check out.

Jiang Xueli got out of bed, sat at the edge, and slipped on her little white socks and shoes. She then untied her twin-tail ribbons, ran her fingers through her hair, and neatly re-tied them.

Before heading to the bathroom, she suddenly glanced at Lin Zhengran, who was scrolling through his phone.

"Zhengran…"

"Mm?"

"I’m not… too small, right?"

He looked up. "What do you mean?"

She pursed her lips. "Like… my height, weight, proportions…?"

Lin Zhengran chuckled. "You’re just right. You’re not super tall, and your figure is perfect for you. It suits you well."

Feeling reassured, Jiang Xueli walked into the bathroom, muttering under her breath, "Good… But Zhengran, you on the other hand… hmph…"

Lin Zhengran overheard her mumbling something, sweat forming on his forehead.

No way, it’s not that bad…

As he got up to put on his jacket, he accidentally knocked over Jiang Xueli’s pillow.

That’s when he noticed something underneath it.

Four full boxes of condoms.

Each box containing ten.

Lin Zhengran’s eyes widened slightly. "Damn, Lily, that’s quite a stash. When did you buy so many?"

Jiang Xueli, still in the bathroom, immediately responded in a flustered tone. "What?! I just didn’t know how many came in a box, so I bought a few extra! I grabbed them when I was getting you a towel! It’s not about ‘having a big appetite’ or whatever!"

Lin Zhengran remembered that the bathroom was barely soundproof.

He smirked. "Well, they won’t go to waste. We can use them later."

Jiang Xueli went silent.

There was nothing she could say to that.

But sitting on the toilet, she checked a certain something.

Well… that’s ruined. These won’t be usable at all. Might as well toss them…

After packing up, Jiang Xueli finally took out the clothes she had bought for Lin Zhengran and had him try them on. Satisfied with how they looked, she packed them up, and they left the hotel.

On the roadside, Jiang Xueli asked, "Zhengran, are we heading straight to pick up He Qing?"

"Yeah, better to go early. If she gets off the train and doesn’t see me, she’ll probably keep blowing up my phone."

Jiang Xueli sighed. Zhengran really likes He Qing…

This idiot was great at everything—except he was way too much of a playboy.

Then, Lin Zhengran glanced at her. "Wait, you’re coming too?"

Jiang Xueli nodded. "Of course. He Qing and I are both your girlfriends. We’ll be living together in the future. Since she’s coming to town, how could I not go pick her up? We’re basically sisters."

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Lin Zhengran nodded. "Alright, let’s go together. I’ll call a cab."

While waiting for the taxi, Jiang Xueli casually asked, "Is He Qing staying at your place tonight?"

"I originally planned for her to, but she said she’d rather stay at a hotel for a few days. She thinks staying at my place would be inconvenient. So after picking her up, I’ll help her find a place to stay."

"Mm." Jiang Xueli didn’t think much of it at first. "Makes sense. Even though He Qing is close with your parents, she’s still technically a guest at your house."

The taxi was about to arrive when something suddenly clicked in her mind.

"Wait a second! Zhengran, are you saying you were originally planning to get a hotel with her tonight?!"

Lin Zhengran looked down at her shocked expression. "Technically speaking, yeah."

Her hands balled into fists. "So were you even planning to go home tonight?!"

"We’ll see."

"Who would believe that?! You’d have all night together! You two would obviously end up doing everything!"

No way!

She couldn’t let Zhengran and He Qing stay together alone tonight.

Just remembering how his hands had wandered when he kissed her earlier… If they had an entire night together, he would definitely…

Jiang Xueli blurted out, "If He Qing is afraid of sleeping alone, I’ll stay with her for the next few nights! And if you don’t leave, then I’m staying too! No way am I letting you two be alone overnight!"

Lin Zhengran blinked at her.

She instantly pointed at him. "See! I knew you weren’t planning to go home! You look so disappointed right now!"

The taxi arrived.

Lin Zhengran sighed. "What look? Get in the car."

Jiang Xueli puffed out her cheeks in jealousy, turned away with a huff, and climbed in.

Stupid playboy. Seriously the worst.