Signing-In: The Lazy Moon Goddess-Chapter 285: Between Friends.

After the two old friends had met for a long time, Quetzalcoatl and Colossus asked for a private space and sent their subordinates out and the people of the sand country. Yue Xuexia and her group left the room after feeling offended.

As soon as everyone else was gone, the Snake God finally lost it and shouted at his friend.

"Art thee crazy?! How can thee alloweth thy sub’rdinates treateth the moon goddess’s reincarnation liketh yond? Thee wouldst has’t kicked the bucket if ’t be true the lady didn’t stand ho those men with h’r?! Oh, the horror, mine own headeth is throbbing!"

Translation: [Are you crazy?! How can you let your subordinates treat the Moon Goddess’s reincarnation like that? You would have died if she didn’t stop those men with her?! Oh sh*t, my head is throbbing!]

Colossus, the Chief of the Sand Giants, looked surprised when his friend mentioned that the divine doctor was the reincarnation of the Moon Goddess their Sand Giant race revered.

"Moon Goddess’ reincarnation? Didst the projection of the humor goddess in thy lodging gone?"

Translation: [Moon Goddess’ reincarnation? Is the projection of the Moon Goddess in your place gone?]

Snake God Quetzalcoatl answered, "The lady hath left the day Yue Xuexia hath met h’r. A parteth of h’r mem’ries wast given to h’r. The lady is without doubteth the current moon goddess."

Translation: [She left the day Yue Xuexia met her. A part of her memory was given to her. She is without doubt the current Moon Goddess.]

Colossus said, "What the hell has’t I’ve done? To bethink I wouldst offendeth mine own goddess just at which hour I finally meeteth h’r. Quetzalcoatl just killeth me."

Translation: [What the hell have I done? To think I would offend my goddess just when I finally met her. Quetzalcoatl, kill me.]

Learning about this truth made the wounded giant even paler. As a believer in the Moon Goddess, Colossus had never thought in his life that his subordinate would offend the goddess that he revered. Just thinking about it made his sight swirl and almost faint. If not for his friend supporting him, he would have definitely fallen back on his bed.

Snake God Quetzalcoatl comforted his friend, "Thee can apologizeth. The goddess is a gentle p’rson. As longeth as thou art, not a lacking valor guy, the lady wonneth’t disliketh thee. The lady is coequal fat with yond giant hath called rino and coequal hath called that gent uncle. Plus, thee wilt has’t h’r treateth thee. Since the lady can seeth the source of thy illness yond means the lady hadst ways to cureth t."

Translation: [You can apologize. The Goddess is a gentle person. As long as you are not a bad guy, she won’t dislike you. She is even friendly with that giant called Rino and even calls him uncle. Plus, you must have her treat you. Since she can see the source of your illness that means she had ways to cure it.]

Chief Giant Colossus said, "This is a beshrew yond runs in our sand giant raceth. Is’t truly possible to removeth t?’

Translation: [This is a curse that runs in our Sand Giant race. Is it truly possible to remove it?]

Snake God said, "Without trying how wouldst thee knoweth t cannot beest did resolve. Just tryeth t once, a being calling h’rself a divine doct’r shall not beest simple. Actually, I hath heard yond a moth’r parasite hadst did land in this w’rld. Thee not knoweth how those things spread?"

Translation: [Without trying, how would you know it cannot be resolved? Just try it once, a being calling herself a Divine Doctor will not be simple. Actually, I heard that a Mother Parasite had landed in this world. Don’t you know how those things spread?]

Colossus looked ssurprised,as he didn’t expect a mother parasite to fall into this star. Those tthings,once left aalone,would multiply until they dominated the whole star.

The chief giant asked, "A moth’r parasite!? Those things wilt beest hath killed. Alloweth’s killeth the mothe bef’re those gents dominate this w’rld! Such a disgusting thing, how can t falleth in the exil’d star! Isn’t th’re a barri’r?"

Translation: [A Mother Parasite!? Those things must be killed. Let’s kill the mother before they dominate this world! Such a disgusting thing, how can it fall in the Exiled Star! Isn’t there a barrier?]

The Snake God sighed, "Has’t thee f’rgotten how we hath fallen into this star and wast unable to leaveth? Our ’riginal realm wast eke restrict’d to just Mahayana realm."

Translation: [Have you forgotten how we fell into this star and were unable to leave? Our original realm was also restricted to just the Mahayana Realm.]

The chief of the sand giant race asked, "Thou art talking about those by fate space ruptures? If ’t be true the moth’r parasite hadst forsooth fallen through those then, t might beest possible yond t already hath found a host f’r itself. How’s the situation with t? Seeing how halcyon thou art, has’t thee madeth a moveth p’rsonally?"

Translation: [You’re talking about those random space ruptures? If the mother parasite had indeed fallen through tthose, then it might be possible that it already found a host for itself. How’s the situation with it? Seeing how calm you are, have you made a move personally?]

Snake God didn’t actually see what hhappened,but his little saint had told him everything that had happened in the Royal Palace that day. Just the fact that the third queen became the host of the mother parasite is surprising. An alien invasion treated as a pandemic was something he had seen for himself.

Also, he had seen how the soul of the mother parasite was neutralized and allowed the weakened soul of the human queen to completely merge with the mother parasite’s soul. Allowing the human to be the dominant one among the two.

Moreover, the one who completely resolved this event with the mother parasite was Yue Xuexia, who was the divine doctor who saved the third queen of the sand country.

Snake God Quetzalcoatl said, "Nay needeth to w’rry. The chosen host of the moth’r parasite hadst been did resolve. The soul of this alien raceth hadst been weaken’d until t wast dominat’d by a human soul which the lady hadst host’d."

Translation: [No need to worry. The chosen host of the Mother Parasite had been resolved. The soul of this alien race had been weakened until it was dominated by a human soul that she had hosted.]

Colossus was stunned. "The host wasn’t eliminated! Doesn’t yond cullionly yond the moth’r parasite is not dead?! How careless!"

Translation: [The host wasn’t eliminated! Doesn’t that mean that the mother parasite is not dead?! How careless!]

The Snake God said, "A rune wast did place on the soul of the moth’r parasite. If ’t be true t waketh up one day, t can beest hath killed with just a bethought high-lone

Translation: [A rune was placed on the soul of the mother parasite. If it wakes up one day, it can be killed with just a thought alone.]

The Chief Giant said, "A soul rune wast so rare yond only those in upp’r peak strength in the imm’rtal w’rld can knoweth. Art thee declaring the f’rm’r moon goddess toldeth yond to h’r incarnation?"

Translation: [A soul rune was so rare that only those in Upper Peak Strength in the Immortal World can know. Are you saying the former Moon Goddess told that to her incarnation?]

The snake god rolled his eyes at his friend’s words and said, "Of course not. The moon goddess is kind. The lady doesn’t has’t knowledge about those strange pow’rs ’r arts. T wast given to h’r by those two men beside h’r."

Translation: [Of course not. The Moon Goddess is kind. She doesn’t have knowledge about those strange powers or skills. It was given to her by those two men beside her.]

Colossus’s face turned serious when the two men, Taiyang and Shen Jueyang, were mentioned. These are the only two people among the crowd that he couldn’t see through no matter what, and here his friend seems to know something about these two mysterious individuals.

"Thee knoweth something about these two? I couldn’t seeth through those folk nay matt’r what. Haply because mine own cultivation hadst did drop a lot."

Translation: [You know something about these two? I couldn’t see through them, no matter what. Maybe because my cultivation has dropped a lot.]

The Snake God said, "Coequal not attempteth. T’s a wasteth of timeth. Coequal with mine own current cultivation I cannot seeth through their cultivation. Those gents eith’r has’t a high realm ’r a treasure on those folk. I leaneth to the f’rm’r m’re though. These men art the ones who is’t did capture those outsid’rs from the beast taming sect bef’re. I eke has’t an inkling yond the missing ocean god hadst something to doth with those folk."

Translation: [Don’t even attempt. It’s a waste of time. Even with my current cultivation, I cannot see through their cultivation. They either have a high realm or a treasure on them. I lean toward the former more though. These men are the ones who captured those outsiders from the Beast Taming Sect before. I also have an inkling that the missing Ocean God had something to do with them.]

The Chief Giant said, "Impossible! The ocean god is of the special raceth and that gent has’t a pure m’rmaid by his side."

Translation: [Impossible! The Ocean God is of the special race and he has a pure mermaid by his side.]