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Who Let Him Cultivate?! (WX)-Chapter 315: The Everlasting Immortal Fairy’s Scheme Against the Four Ancient Immortals Spanned the Ages
Chapter 315: The Everlasting Immortal Fairy’s Scheme Against the Four Ancient Immortals Spanned the Ages
Heaven’s Gate Peak had a total of six structures.
The dust-covered cave abode of the Taciturn Daoist, which no one was willing to clean.
Yun Zhi’s humble dwelling.
Lu Yang’s cave abode.
The kitchen, where Lu Yang and Yun Zhi had their meals.
The Discussion Hall.
And the cave abode where the sect leader handled the affairs of the Dao-Seeking Sect, now requisitioned by Yun Zhi.
“Big Senior Sister, where is the Immortal Fairy’s kitchen?” Lu Yang looked left and right but didn’t see anything resembling a kitchen behind her.
“Don’t be impatient.” Yun Zhi rummaged in her sleeve for a while, then produced an exquisitely crafted architectural model about the size of her palm. It was a piece of jade with obvious signs of human craftsmanship.
“This is my kitchen!” The Everlasting Immortal Fairy dashed out of the mental space in excitement.
“This is the Immortal Fairy’s kitchen? Why do I remember her kitchen being inside the Everlasting Immortal statue?” Lu Yang had thought that Yun Zhi would bring the whole statue over.
This time, the Everlasting Immortal Fairy took it upon herself to explain. “How could my kitchen have been inside the statue from the start? Clearly, someone used spatial abilities to embed my kitchen inside the statue. Little Lass Yun must have also used spatial abilities to move my kitchen out!”
The Everlasting Immortal Fairy was getting too pleased with herself, referring to Yun Zhi as “Little Lass Yun” this time.
Yun Zhi didn’t mind such details and proceeded to consult the Everlasting Immortal Fairy, “Senior, Heaven’s Gate Peak only has the two of us eating here. There’s no need for two kitchens. I plan to dismantle the existing kitchen and replace it with yours. How does that sound?”
Exclamation marks were shooting out of Lu Yang’s head.
“Sure,” the Everlasting Immortal Fairy readily agreed. After all, a kitchen is meant to be used, and my kitchen is definitely far superior to the original one.
Yun Zhi extended her left hand to cast a seal at the original kitchen. After it automatically shrank, she stowed it away in her sleeve.
“Oh, this is Sleeve Cosmos!” There were many methods to shrink objects, and the Everlasting Immortal Fairy wasn’t sure which one it was earlier. But now that she had witnessed the casting process, she naturally identified Yun Zhi’s technique.
Sleeve Cosmos was a spatial method worthy enough to be called a mighty ability. Unlike storage rings, it could store not only inanimate items but also living beings, essentially creating a small world within the sleeve. It was often viewed as a symbol of an expert.
After all, to perform Sleeve Cosmos, one first needed to wear robes with wide sleeves. However, wearing wide-sleeved garments was highly disadvantageous in combat, so only those with absolute confidence would wear them.
Like Yun Zhi.
Like the Everlasting Immortal Fairy.
“In the past, I often used this move too. I’d keep snacks in my sleeves and fish them out to eat whenever I had nothing to do.
“The sleeve can even accommodate a bed, so you can sleep wherever you want. Once, I passed by the sea and saw kun fish and jiao dragons swimming without restraint. I hurled my bed onto the seabed and lay down on the bed, enjoying the sea breeze as I drifted with the currents. It was incredibly comfortable!” The Everlasting Immortal Fairy relished the memory, wishing it had lasted longer.
“This mighty ability is also a great choice for giving surprises.
“Weren’t Qilin Immortal and the rest too embarrassed to eat my cooking, always standing me up? Thus, I packed the meals I’d made into my sleeves and went to look for them. They thought it was just a regular visit and welcomed me. Once I entered their cave abodes, I suddenly pulled out the meals and gave them a surprise!”
Lu Yang tried to envision the scene for a second and felt his imagination was lacking. I can’t quite picture the level of despair in that.
“But this tactic can’t be used too often.”
“Why not?”
The Everlasting Immortal Fairy scrunched up her nose. “It easily makes you smell like food.”
Yun Zhi tossed the Everlasting Immortal Fairy’s kitchen into the air, and it grew with the wind, becoming larger and larger until it was the same size as Lu Yang’s cave abode.
This wasn’t the kitchen’s largest state yet. The kitchen itself had been compressed by spatial spells, and its interior was impressively large. The last time Lu Yang and the others had seen it, they had taken just a glance; there were still many areas Lu Yang had yet to explore.
The Everlasting Immortal Fairy’s right hand moved swiftly, looking like she was forming seals. “I’m granting you two access to my kitchen. From now on, the two of you can enter whenever you want. We’re all family, so don’t be shy.” Right as the words left her mouth, she flicked a seal toward Lu Yang.
It was a simple drawing of the Everlasting Immortal Fairy grinning foolishly.
Before Lu Yang could react, the seal entered his body and disappeared. He vaguely sensed a connection to the Everlasting Immortal Fairy’s kitchen, as if he could enter it with a single thought.
Yun Zhi didn’t stop him, allowing the Everlasting Immortal Fairy’s seal to enter her body as well.
“Speaking of which, I also gave this seal to the Heaven Mandate Immortal and the other three immortals, allowing them to enter my kitchen as they wished. After my cave abode was built, I invited the four of them to visit. No matter what I said, they insisted on coming over only to take a look and that there was no need for me to cook for them.
“Being the beautiful and kind-hearted person I was, I felt bad. They had traveled all the way across several planets and light years. Since they were already here, why not have a meal before leaving?
“They were adamant about not eating, so I took a step back and said I’d give them the kitchen’s seal so that they could enter my kitchen at will.
“And they accepted it.
“The Heaven Mandate Immortal and the others were pretty curious. Whenever they got something new, they’d want to try it out. Hence, they used the seal to open the kitchen door and entered.”
“What happened after that?”
The Everlasting Immortal Fairy flashed a mischievous grin. “I only said the seal allowed them to enter the kitchen freely. I didn’t say it allowed them to exit freely.” She harrumphed. “You think you can leave after entering the kitchen? They all must obediently stay put and eat.
“You know my cooking skills—they’re so good people wish they could lick the plates clean. After eating their fill, the four of them slept in the kitchen. Good thing I had placed a bed in there; otherwise, they would’ve had to sleep on the floor.
“After waking up, they bid goodbye and left my cave abode.”
Lu Yang felt a shiver run through him, and a scene began to play in his mind.
On a dark and windy night, four young men seized the chance to explore an abandoned castle. They slowly pushed open the castle gates, only to find it pitch black inside. Even the moonlight was swallowed by the castle.
Suddenly, the castle gates slammed shut with a deafening bang, and lamps fueled by human oil lit up one by one. The mistress of the castle descended from above, an eerie smile stretched across her face as she cackled. “Now that you’re here, don’t dream of leaving.”
The four young men trembled in fear, regretting their decision to explore the castle.
If this tale were passed down to later generations, it might be recounted like this: the Everlasting Immortal Fairy’s scheme spanned the ages, single-handedly outwitting the four ancient immortals and securing a great victory, while the four ancient immortals remained unconscious.
Such terrifying wisdom.
Lu Yang suddenly registered what had transpired. “Wait, the seal you just gave us...”
The Everlasting Immortal Fairy said nonchalantly, “Aiya, after they finished one meal, I gave them the seal that allows free entry and exit. It’s the same for you two.”